I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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