i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I could make wine with my vomit
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
being pregnant is like rehab
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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