So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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