Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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