haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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