If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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