Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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