At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The Olympian is in my bed
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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