Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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