Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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