Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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