Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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