Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm too high and old for this...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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