I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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