you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Dicks are not precious.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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