got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
