This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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