Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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