Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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