Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can you repeat that, but with context?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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