why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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