Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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