Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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