Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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