Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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