Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you didnt know i had herpes?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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