is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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