all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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