When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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