Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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