is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
