I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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