weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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