i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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