I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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