used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I will be naked everywhere
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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