Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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