me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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