oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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