I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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