I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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