You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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