I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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