I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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