yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
