if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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