Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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