I want to walk on stilts...naked
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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