were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
