I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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