dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
They took my balls.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
