Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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