This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just want nice things and good sex
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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