New invention idea: vibrating tampons
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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