I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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