You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
